Posts Tagged ‘laptop’

Boobie-watching leads to thief’s downfall

Friday, August 14th, 2009

Beware potential thieves, technology is going to get you.

Some knob in Aussie has been accuse of stealing a laptop … he got sprung because he used it to surf porn sites.

The laptop had a special type of remote-access software installed and a key logger. After checking out the nekkid people doing the wild thing online, our intrepid (alleged) thief logged on to Facebook. Two months after (allegedly) stealing the laptop.

Hah, that was his next big mistake. Via Facebook, his details were tracked and he was arrested.

That’ll teach ya, you (alleged) thieving piece of scum.

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Sprung by Facebook: geek justice for ‘porn-surfing laptop thief’

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Have you heard the one … In-flight entertainment

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

If you’re sitting next to someone on a plane who irritates you, try doing this:

  1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
  2. Remove your laptop.
  3. Start it up.
  4. Make sure the fellow traveller who is annoying you can see the screen.
  5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying.
  6. Then click here.

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